What is the definition of Estimates Healing Cream?

An 'estimates healing cream' is like a superhero potion, but instead of saving the world, it promises to magically mend your skin's most grievous wounds. Picture this: "After a particularly disastrous cooking mishap, when your skin's saying 'Hey, I need a little TLC,' the only thing you'll get is an estimates healing cream that claims to fix your burns, acne, and acne scars in three minutes – or at least until your next hair appointment."

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Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "In the wake of a life-threatening burn, a desperate patient turned to an estimates healing cream, only to discover it had a side effect of turning their once vibrant smile into a permanent 'I'm sorry, but my skin needs healing cream.'"